So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
