so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
love makes seman taste better
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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