Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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