Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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