So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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