I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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