The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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