Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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