What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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