where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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