You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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