are you so shy because you have an std?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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