Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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