My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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