I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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