It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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