Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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