feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Randomize
