South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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