so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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