Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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