I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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