Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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