this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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