This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
