awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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