ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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