another moral hangover. fuck.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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