If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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