who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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