ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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