So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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