this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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