Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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