Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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