She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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