I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
