I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just pee around me
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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