He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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