the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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