How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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