I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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