Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I could make wine with my vomit
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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