i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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