Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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