If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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