quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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