I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The uberlube is also flammable
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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