at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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