They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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