I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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