Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
How external is "for external use only"?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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