dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
we're so committed to being not committed
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
