I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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