So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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